Pomen: ni plate no mana ni bang? plate no malaysia ka?

Aku: ni plate no sarawak.

Pomen:owhh…Plate Sarawak ni mmg kaler kuning ka?

Aku: errr

Pomen:Abang beli motor ni ni kat sarawak ka?

Aku:errr

Pomen:Masa beli motor ni abang beli no plate skali ka?

Aku:hmmm

Pomen: abang ride dari sarawak brapa jam nak sampai KL?

Aku: UH!!!

Pomen: Saya tak penah ride pergi Sarawak bang.Biasa ride area kl ja.

Aku: Dik…..Sarawak tu kat Malaysia Timur.takda jambatan boleh sampai semenanjung.

Pomen:owhhh…..

Saya Anak Malaysia…..

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Mechanic: Which country’s plate is this, bro? Malaysia’s?

Me: yes, Sarawak.

Mechanic: owhh…does Sarawak plate comes in yellow?

Me: errr..

Mechanic: Did you bought this motorbike in Sarawak?

Me: errr

Mechanic: So, did you bought this plate together when you bought the motorbike?

Me: hmmm

Mechanic: How many hours if you ride from Sarawak to KL?

Me: Uh!!!

Mechanic: I have never rode from Sarawak to KL, normally around KL only.

Me: Bro…..Sarawak is in East Malaysia, across the sea, there’s no bridge…

Mechanic: owhhh…..

I am a Malaysian.